Productivity

First
Last night right before bedtime:

Him (starting off on a good foot): It looks like you got a lot done today.
Me: Yes I organized all the kitchen shelves, deep cleaned the kitchen, cleaned the microwave, vacuumed, mopped and scrubbed the floors, (it went on like this for a while).
Him: I’m glad the kids have gone back to school.
Me: I get so much done when I have six uninterrupted hours.
Him: Well that’s great.

Second
This morning as he was getting dressed for work:

Me: Oh, I am going to get so much done today.
Him: I’m so excited.
Me (a little annoyed): What.
Him (trying to save himself): I am so excited for you. You are really enjoying your alone time with the house.
Me: I don't even know what that means.

Last
On his way out the door

Me: I love you. Have a good day.
Him: I love you. Have a productive day.
Me: What!
Him: I mean, my day goes so much better when I am productive.I feel accomplished.
Me (monotone): You have a productive day.

I wonder how well our electric stapler would work on lips.


Post Script
Friday Morning 8/19

Me (showing him various closets I've organized): Nice right?
Him: ya, I bet you'll get to the computer desk sooner or later

Where is that stapler?