Last night, I told Bob to wake me up when he got up this morning as I had a ton of stuff I needed to get done. He woke me up at 6am, I cursed at him in my head, but I got up and ironed him a shirt. I'm awake and moving around but justifying why I should get back in bed and set the alarm for a decent time. I knew that I really needed to get going and shower and clean the filthiest house ever (if I ever die just send someone in with about 30 gallons of gas and a couple of matches. Even say that I put them on retainer for such an occasion. It would be less embarrassing than my house is).
Anyway, I set my alarm for 7:30 and the next thing I know it's 9am and my alarm has been going off for an hour and a half. I'm late for EVERYTHING, so now I have to throw on the jeans on the floor, a wrinkled shirt, brush my hair, and pretend I don't look like a homeless woman while I take Dev to work, Dal to shots, etc... Then, THEN after I get home I took a nap.
Anyway this has been the laziest, get nothing accomplished, summer of my life!
Wednesday, August 03, 2005
Laziest Woman Alive
Posted by kanagaroo at 11:26 PM
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