I Am an Idiot

I don't know why I ever try to teach a lesson. I was teaching Gospel Essentials about Alma the Younger's conversion. I said "And then they laid him prostate before his father". Ignorant of my mistake, I kept going merrily along until someone informed me of my error. Yikes what an idiot. I hate getting up in front of people and when I do something like that, I want to DIE. I was talking to Dad the other day and said "Candlestine" instead of "Clandestine" but the funny thing there, is that whenever I read that word I would pronounce it "candlestine" in my head.

I wounder how many other dyslexics love to read? I can't help mixing the letters around and have to read things over most of the time. Also, Bob makes fun of me because I will say "Eleven thousand dollars" when I mean $1,100 or "One thousand one hundred" when I mean $11,ooo.

There are two things he has learned in the last 22 years. One NEVER pick up a jar by it's lid. Two never trust Sydney with numbers, letters, dates, etc...

Oh well...Idiot!